Yes, you are mysterious :D
That is mostly because you (that is, if you are realy Dark) haven't provided us any means to acquire information to post on your article. I haven't seen a single post from you on the facebook page, nor an announcement of your own facebook page in there or any information at all regarding you. Brandon and Oscar, for example, gave us several means to find information about them, but you haven't.
By the way, why don't you create an account? I'm sure that IStoleThePies can make you an admin (Much like he did with Oscar and Liberty).